What’s inside the big red tent .. is an Ignatieff Liberal majority government even remotely possible?

Posted: September 2nd, 2010 | No Comments »

A movie called The Red Tent (1971), which dealt with a tragic mission to the high Arctic, “was considered a costly box office failure,” but it “did win a Golden Globe for Best English Language Foreign Film.”

“Well, it’s a long, long time from May to December. But the days grow short when you reach September.”

The Canadian House of Commons does not return from its leisurely summer vacation until Monday, September 20 (also the day when “Dancing With the Stars” starts its new season in the USA). But already the leading figures of  federal politics in our time are trying to frame the fall 2010 wilderness narrative — or whatever else you may more wisely want to call it.

PM Harper, eg, “intent on shaping the ballot box question for the next election, is adopting a strategy to gradually persuade voters they have a ‘stark choice’ in the next campaign: a ‘stable’ majority Conservative government, or a ‘coalition’ government of Liberals, New Democrats and Quebec separatists.”

Liberal leader Michael Ignatieff is not buying this stark choice. He himself is “out to earn a majority government in the next election and is pitching his party — the big red tent — as the clear alternative to Stephen Harper’s ‘politics of meanness.’” In Mr. Ignatieff’s own words: “I grew up under that big red tent and I want the whole country to shelter under it again … We are the coalition. We are the big, broad inclusive tent that wants to get all Canadians in, who want progressive responsible government and that’s the Canadian approach.”

Big red Liberal leader on the streets of Vancouver, June 2010.

Some may be impressed by these words — and the Liberal leader looked quite healthy speaking them on TV. But they can only disappoint those who believe that the most realistic hope for “progressive responsible government” in Ottawa over the next few years probably does lie in some form of emerging Liberal-New Democrat accord (perhaps supported by a not directly involved Bloc Québécois, if that’s what the next democratic election in Quebec requires).

Moreover, as the universe looks right now, when Parliament does return a few weeks hence the first big conflict is not going to be between the united forces of progress on the one side, and the reactionary conservative rear guard on the other. It’s just going to pit the Liberals against the New Democrats — and make it that much harder for the light at the end of the tunnel to keep burning brightly (or even just flicker gently, to keep hope alive).

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Toronto Council backs Vienna Declaration on decriminalizing drugs — what does it mean for Paris Hilton?

Posted: August 29th, 2010 | 1 Comment »

Ms. Hilton and her current “nightclub-entrepreneur boyfriend” Cy Watts, “at the launch of her fragrance Tease at MyStudio in Hollywood on Aug. 10, 2010. Credit: Donald Traill, Associated Press.”

At first the news that Toronto City Council has just endorsed the “Vienna Declaration” (which “advocates harm reduction over the law enforcement-driven war on drugs”) — set beside the news that “Paris Hilton was arrested late Friday night on suspicion of possession of cocaine after police noticed the smell of marijuana coming from the SUV she was in on the Las Vegas Strip” —  seems rich in ironic juxtaposition (and maybe even “oxymoronism”?).

But then you start to wonder why a smart heiress like Ms. Hilton can’t find some way of doing drugs without getting caught so often throughout the global village. And then you think it must be that she wants to get caught, for the publicity.

Three weeks ago, eg, she attended the launch of her fragrance Tease at MyStudio in Hollywood. And then you read: “If convicted of the low-grade felony, Hilton would [only] get probation.” (Even though, theoretically: “Any violation of probation would be punishable by one to four years in Nevada state prison.”)

Ms. Hilton again — making a point at a hotel chain board meeting?

Reading Anna Mehler Paperny’s nice Globe and Mail piece, “Toronto formally endorses harm reduction on drug use … City becomes the first in the world to do so,” can also make you think that walking away from the “war-on-drugs” policy paradigm, as palpably absurd as it has become, is going to take some care, talent, and probably more time than some of us would like.

Even after City Council’s formal endorsement of the Vienna Declaration: “Toronto’s still mulling the possibility of a supervised consumption site … The city’s mayoral candidates are leery when it comes to committing to a supervised consumption site. George Smitherman, Sarah Thomson and Joe Pantalone said while they support harm-reduction strategies already in place in Toronto, they have their doubts the city needs a safe-injection site. Rocco Rossi’s campaign declined to comment … And front-runner Rob Ford was one of the few councillors who voted against the Vienna Declaration endorsement altogether.”

Ms. Hilton on her way to Lynwood Women's Correctional Facility in Southern California, a few years ago. Publicity can be a hard business sometimes?

But the Globe and Mail’s subsequent editorial, “The rising trend against the war on drugs … Evidence is mounting in favour of the decriminalization of drugs such as marijuana,” presents some compelling arguments and ends on a  strong and immediately practical note.

Despite the “mounting evidence” against war-on-drugs policies, Stephen Harper’s government in Ottawa “has made it clear that it will not support the Vienna Declaration and will countenance no change to this country’s hard-line National Anti-Drug Strategy and current federal drug policy.” The Globe and Mail argues instead that the “record suggests current federal government policy will not succeed in achieving any reduction of use, crime or harm. Canada, consequently, should resurrect the legislation to decriminalize marijuana and embark on a broader national discussion about policy on harder drugs, and the need for harm reduction in Canada.”

I certainly do not agree with Globe and Mail editorialists about everything myself. But I am as close to certain as I ever get that they are on to something eminently sensible here.

What would things be like for Paris Hilton, under a more rational drug regulatory regime of the sort the Globe and Mail appears to have in mind?  At first she might not like it so much. She would  have fewer opportunities for cheap publicity, through increasingly silly and tiresome (but hardly “criminal”) behaviour. If I were her, however, I would finally be a bit concerned about the prospect that some judge in Nevada (or wherever) just might be crazy enough to prescribe four years in jail for privileged young ladies who absent-mindedly violate probation, etc, etc, etc.

Rob Ford may not be a communist, but it seems that he is at least as much of a criminal as Paris Hilton.

(Even the right-wing Toronto mayoral candidate Rob Ford, who would seem to agree with Stephen Harper’s current federal minority government on drug policy, and other issues, was apparently once caught by the Florida police, driving under the influence — and with a joint in his pocket. He’s lucky he’s not running for mayor in … oh, say … some town in Alaska?)

Will cannabis users smoke their cars in Canada 2020 (or can “the Kestrel” make it in global auto electrification game)?

Posted: August 26th, 2010 | No Comments »

Jodie Emery, wife of Canada’s Prince of Pot (now unhappily in jail in the USA), has almost nothing to do with Canada’s new Cannabis Car. But she is a lot cuter than most of those more directly involved. Photo: Nick Procaylo, Vancouver Province.

Assuming it’s real, the recent CBC news story “Cannabis electric car to be made in Canada” offers various varieties of food for thought. In fact the story is so intriguing that it’s all too easy to think it’s too good to be true. This is just the CBC trying to get back at Stephen Harper, etc.

But if it is a hoax a lot of people have already fallen for it — including the deadly serious  businessmen, Nathan Armstrong in Calgary and Steve Dallas in Toronto.  And there are more than a dozen other recent reports on the net, to complement the bubbly rhetoric of the CBC.

The San Francisco Chronicle may have the most succinct account, headlined  “Dude, where’s my cannabis car?” It reports: “Here’s one way to get college students to go to class: Assign them to build things with cannabis. Several Canadian companies are teaming up with polytechnic schools in Alberta, Quebec and Toronto to make an electric vehicle out of hemp. The cars will hold up to three passengers, reach 55 miles an hour and go for up to 100 miles without having to be recharged. The car, dubbed the Kestrel, is part of Canada’s push for EVs, called Project EVE.”

The Hindustan Times from India adds a few helpful further details. A protoype of the Kestrel “will be unveiled at the Electric Mobility Show in Vancouver next month. A consortium of 15 Canadian companies” is involved.  The vehicle will have a “bio-composite body made of hemp” (the un-smokable or un-stone-able form of cannabis, as it were: so no Virginia, cannabis users will not really be able to smoke their new electric vehicles). And: “The first 20 cars will be delivered next year.”

If you crave still more details, try: “The Kestrel: Hemp Electric Car Being Developed By Motive Industries Inc.” ; “The Marijuana Car, ‘The Kestrel’ A Hemp Car, By Motive Industries” ; “Hemp drives green vehicle prototype” ; “Calgary driven to make hemp car” ; “Hippie’s dream car: EV made from hemp” ; “Canada’s Cannabis Car” ; “Canadians constructing cars from cannabis” ; “Canadian firms plan to try to make car from hemp” ; “Canadians build car from cannabis” ; and “Motive Industries’ Cannabis Composite EV Satisfies Your Need for Speed, Weed.”

The Kestrel plans are not unprecedented. This version of the Lotus Eco Elise, shown at the British International Motor Show in London, England, July 23, 2008, has hemp or industrial cannabis composite body panels. Photo: Cate Gillon, Getty Images.

(This last item also notes, with some easy humour of the sort beloved by the great white hunter Dick Cheney: “In a move that will only strengthen the association between potheads and environmentalism, Motive Industries recently announced that it is working on Canada’s first biocomposite electric vehicle. The biocomposite in question? Hemp.” Oh, and btw, the counterweights editors have asked me to welcome the new Google ads to the site here — and to urge everyone to “patronize our advertisers.” The ads are nicely keyed to the site content. And every time you click on, oh say ten of them, you are helping to send an intern to Tim Horton’s for a small iced cappuccino.)

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You can’t blame Bloc Québécois for no majority government in Land of Oz

Posted: August 23rd, 2010 | No Comments »

Current flag of Australia ... somewhat reminiscent of the old Canadian red ensign, but still with considerable support, even among Australian republicans.

Canadian political junkies following the still uncertain results of this past Saturday’s Australian federal election are entitled to feelings of amazement at the snowballing complexities of what is going down down under at the moment.

In some ways Australia, as a fellow former self-governing dominion of the now fallen British empire, has a parliamentary democratic political system much more like Canada’s than that of the neighbouring USA. But its local variation on the common “Westminster” theme also displays certain exotic features, which may or may not have something to do with an exotic deep southern geography of  billabongs, coolabah trees, kangaroos, koala bears, etc, etc, etc.

So … to start with, to form the barest of majority governments you need at least 76 seats in what the Ozzies call their House of Representatives (following the American rather than the British nomenclature). The verdict of the voters this past Saturday was so close that the final word on all the seats is still not in — and may not be for a while yet.

As of the afternoon of Tuesday, August 24 (and here is yet another wrinkle: today is already tomorrow down under!): “On the latest counting for the House of Representatives, Labor and the Coalition appeared to have secured 72 seats each, with three independents, one Green and two seats in doubt.”

On some accounts there may actually be more than two seats still in doubt. But assume there are only two, and that they ultimately divide evenly between Labor and the Coalition (where “the Coalition” is a longstanding arrangement between the right-wing Liberal and National parties). Then each of two main party groupings must negotiate for support from the three independents and one Green, to see who can reach the magic number of 76 seats and form some stable minority (or “coalition”) government — Labor’s Julia Gillard or the “Coalition’s” Tony Abbott.

“Aboriginal/Australian flag” — with “symbol of Australian Aboriginal and Torres Strait Island people” replacing union jack in top left corner.

As matters stand: the “Greens member for Melbourne, Adam Bandt, looks likely to support Labor, leaving the parties to woo the three remaining [‘rural’] independents.” As it happens all three independents are “ex-Nationals.” So you might think that they will support the Liberal-National Coalition led by Tony Abbott. But this is apparently far from a sure thing. They are, it seems, “ex-Nationals” for a reason. And: “The Nationals leader, Warren Truss, has been shut out of the negotiations because of the hostility between the Nationals and the rural independents.”

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Canadian Arctic sovereignty — what does PM Harper really mean?

Posted: August 22nd, 2010 | No Comments »

Canadian population distribution in the 2006 census: the darker shade of red/pink an area on the map is, the more people live there. Less than 1% of Canada’s population lives in the completely white areas. SOURCE: The Atlas of Canada/Statistics Canada.

I sometimes think stiffening Canadian sovereignty in those parts of the Arctic north customarily marked as Canadian territory on Canadian maps is one of the three almost impressive things that Stephen’s Harper’s Conservative minority government has done, since it first came to office on February 6, 2006.

The other two are the parliamentary recognition of the Québécois as a nation within a united Canada, and a few failed attempts at so-called step-by-step Senate reform. In both these two cases Mr. Harper might be said to have gone soft, after an initial hard thrust in promising directions. Now I’m wondering whether something similar is happening on the Canadian Arctic sovereignty front too.

I was impressed by some “new rules regulating Arctic shipping” in what Canada sees as Canadian waters, introduced this past Canada Day, July 1, 2010. But a Harper government Foreign Affairs paper released this past Friday makes me wonder if I’ve let myself be impressed  too soon? John Ibbitson writes in the Globe and Mail that this “report does signal to other northern nations that this country wants to advance a shared agenda for the Far North rather than simply to assert territorial claims.” And this no doubt makes sense. Yet a Toronto Star editorial also sensibly worries about how the same “statement openly hails the US as ‘our premier partner’ in the North … Harper seems to envisage Canada and the US collaborating … to advance a North American agenda on the resource-rich continental shelf, waterways and other issues.”

In a hopeful new age of far northern development, Canada has to cooperate rather intimately with the Unites States in Arctic management on the non-Russian side of the North Pole. (And with Denmark — which can presumably be a kind of safety valve in of-course-never-exactly-equal Canada-US dealings as well.) But Mr. Harper’s frequently voiced affection for the last Canadian vestiges of the British monarchy can raise some fresh concerns about how he ultimately sees  Arctic-sovereign relations with the former British subject of the USA today.

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Now we are six .. a few things we know about her anniversary, in Canada, France, UK, USA and wider global village

Posted: August 19th, 2010 | No Comments »
Now We Are Six by A.A. Milne — the “ third book in the Winnie-the-Pooh series” — was first published in 1927. It is still very much in print today.

Now We Are Six by A.A. Milne — the “ third book in the Winnie-the-Pooh series” — was first published in 1927. It is still very much in print today.

Our very first counterweights article, “John Ibbitson’s next Canada,” appeared on August 19, 2004 — exactly six years ago today. Since then the “next Canada” Mr. Ibbitson was talking about has actually arrived, with the accession of the Stephen Harper minority government in Ottawa, in February 2006.

Our own assessment in August 2010 (like that of more than a few others) is that the new Harper Conservative Party’s next Canada has proved a rather dull journey back to the future of the 1950s. Whatever else, it lacks any ultimate potential to move the country ahead, despite a few half-hearted gestures (a parliamentary resolution on the Québécois nation in a united Canada, a few failed proposals for step-by-step Senate reform, and what else?).

Has the Pierre-Trudeau-inspired counterweights itself done any better? Of course not. But we have tried — which is the luxury you can afford when you have no power or influence. Or a great many readers. On that front counterweights started as a drinking project in the Southern Ontario cottage country in the summer of 2004. The thought was to try it for a while, and see if it could attract enough readers to carry on.  It seems that it still hasn’t attracted enough readers. But what we lack in quantity on this front, we clearly make up in quality. And so we’ve carried on.

Jennifer Aniston arrives at the premiere of “The Switch” on August 16, 2010 in Los Angeles. She has not in fact sent her best wishes for the 6th anniversary of counterweights three days later. But we wish she had.

Jennifer Aniston arrives at the premiere of “The Switch” on August 16, 2010 in Los Angeles. She has not in fact sent her best wishes for the 6th anniversary of counterweights three days later. But we wish she had.

Some readers have shrewdly guessed that some contributors operate under various nommes de guerre or pseudonyms. And some of these have even inquired about which contributors are real, and which just pseudononymous, etc. To pursue all this further would be to rush in where angels fear to tread, with our hearts above our heads. Or, as the near-great Canadian historian Harold Innis once said, the “social scientist in Canada must have a sense of humour.”

It is yet another irony of our first six years that although counterweights aspires to be a chiefly political blog and e-magazine, with special reference to Ontario, Canada, and the related wider global village, its most popular articles have tended to focus on crime or sex. Crime and sex are often related to politics, of course, but there is usually a difference in principle. Our excuse for continuing to concentrate on politics is that we are not JUST interested in popularity. (Which is a good thing, no doubt, since even our articles on crime and sex are not all that popular.)

The great Zoot Sims in his youth. He painted houses for a time as a day job. And among various other memorable things he once said he liked Las Vegas best when the mob ran it, because “it was more human.”

The great Zoot Sims in his youth. He painted houses for a time as a day job. And among various other memorable things he once said he liked Las Vegas best when the mob ran it, because “it was more human.”

It has finally been suggested that in celebrating our sixth anniversary, we should turn to the British author A. A. Milne’s 1920s children’s book, Now We Are Six. A number of us are familiar with this volume from our anglophone Canadian childhoods. And we almost thought this reflected the historic British (as well as French and aboriginal Canadian and other) influence on Canada, until we discovered that the excellent Massachusetts-born saxophone player Phil Woods has written a “‘Children’s Suite,’ which was carefully crafted when he discovered that the words in his kids’ A.A. Milne books would make splendid songs.” (At the same time, Massachusetts is at least part of New England, etc.)

In any event, something about the title verse from Mr. Milne’s book of 1927 seems to summarize how we feel about counterweights’ anniversary on August 19, 2010: “When I was One, / I had just begun. / When I was Two, / I was nearly new. / When I was Three / I was hardly me. /  When I was Four, / I was not much more. / When I was Five, / I was just alive. / But now I am Six, / I’m as clever as clever, / So I think I’ll be six now for ever and ever.”

Halle Berry and her Canadian ex-husband (and father of her young daughter) Gabriel Aubry. Who said Canadians never do anything interesting?

Halle Berry and her Canadian ex-husband (and father of her young daughter) Gabriel Aubry. Who said Canadians never do anything interesting?

Two other quotations round out our meditations on this commemorative day. We bumped into the first on Phil Woods’s website: “As tenor sax giant Zoot Sims said as he watched the astronauts land on the moon, ‘Look at that! Wow! And I’m still playing Indiana!’ … That is how I feel about the new technology. (I still play Indiana, but to quote Zoot’s partner, Al Cohn, I am using my own changes.)” Our second quotation apparently came quite recently from the lips of the unsurpassable North American beauty of our time, Halle Berry (who was briefly married to a French Canadian): “If the world wouldn’t persecute me, I’d take nude pictures every day of the week.” (And note that our latest most popular article, according to Google Analytics, is the globalization study: “June in Jakarta 2010 .. or Edison Chen’s naughty pictures part deux, with Ariel, Luna Maya, and Cut Tari, on the world wide web.”)

Happy 20th anniversary Gilles Duceppe .. it’s not BQ’s fault that rest of Canada still hasn’t got its act together

Posted: August 16th, 2010 | No Comments »
In a recent poll just under 28% of first-choice Bloc Québécois voters picked the New Democratic Party as their second choice.

In a recent poll just under 28% of first-choice Bloc Québécois voters picked the New Democratic Party as their second choice.

This past Friday marked the 20th anniversary of Bloc Québécois leader Gilles Duceppe’s August 13, 1990 by-election victory in the eastern downtown Montreal riding of  Laurier—Sainte-Marie.

Even with a maternal grandfather from the United Kingdom, M. Duceppe was, so to speak, the first Canadian federal MP to be elected as an ostensibly “sovereigntist” BQ partisan. (The original BQ MPs were Progressive Conservative and Liberal apostates. Duceppe himself was initially elected as an independent: the Bloc was not officially registered as a federal political party until September 11, 1993, not long before the October 25, 1993 federal election.)

Gilles Duceppe subsequently replaced Lucien Bouchard as interim Bloc Québécois leader, for a month or so in early 1996. Then he succeeded Michel Gauthier as full-time leader on March 15, 1997. As Chantal Hébert has pointed out in the Toronto Star: “Today, he is the federal leader with the most seniority and one of only eight MPs to have sat in the House for 20 years or more.”

Ms. Hébert has also aptly urged: “Over his 13 years as leader, Duceppe has put his own social democrat stamp on the Bloc and never more so than since Harper has come to power. Sovereignty is still on the Bloc masthead but since the first Conservative victory in 2006, the BQ’s raison d’être is less emphatically rooted in the constitutional file … in Parliament Duceppe has put much of his heart in a larger battle … After an initial flirt with the Conservative minority government in 2006, he set out to cast the Bloc as a defender of the progressive values he feels Harper is out to trample.”

Gilles Duceppe speaks to journalists in his Ottawa office, March 25, 2010. Blair Gable for The Globe and Mail.

Gilles Duceppe speaks to journalists in his Ottawa office, March 25, 2010. Blair Gable for The Globe and Mail.

There are still those who worry that, even with Gilles Duceppe’s broader social democratic priorities, the Bloc Québécois remains “such a negative force in Canadian politics … As long as Quebecers park their votes with the Bloc, there is little chance any party can win a majority …  Quebecers haven’t always played this role. In the Trudeau years, they voted massively for the Liberals. In 1984 and 1988, they strongly supported the Mulroney-led Conservatives … But now, most are sticking with the Bloc. It cannot win, but it can ensure that no other party speaks for all Canadians.”

My own view here is yes and no — and mostly no. Ultimately I don’t think the most serious blame for our current minority government syndrome in Ottawa can be laid at the door of either the  Bloc Québécois or the francophone democratic majority in Quebec. In pondering the deepest truth on this issue, the anglophone democratic majority in the rest of the country would be better off looking in the mirror.

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A “lesbian-themed werewolf romance” .. what will they think of next, etc??

Posted: August 13th, 2010 | No Comments »
Elvis Presley’s granddaughter Riley Keough in RUSSH magazione, 2009. Riley plays Jack in ‘Jack and Diane’.

Elvis Presley’s granddaughter Riley Keough in RUSSH magazione, 2009. Riley plays Jack in ‘Jack and Diane’.

It may just be the summer heat that does not seem to be going away this year — or my all too advancing age.  But the news that “Riley Keough, the 21-year-old granddaughter of Elvis Presley” has “replaced Olivia Thirlby as Jack in ‘Jack and Diane,’ a lesbian-themed werewolf romance … due to be released next year” has come very close to blowing my mind.

I used to think I was hip. But in my youth (say 45–50 years ago, ouch) “a lesbian-themed werewolf romance” would be something some brilliant young alcoholic invented just before last call in your local draft hall (remember those Canada?), in imitation of Lenny Bruce. The idea that a mainstream entertainment article datelined “LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter)” would use such terminology would have been … well, inconceivable at best.

That of course was long before such mainstream vampire entertainments as ‘Twilight’ and ‘True Blood’ (to say nothing of ‘An American Werewolf in London’). Elvis was not even married until after my 22nd birthday. But even now I wonder what he himself (75 this year, if he really is still alive) would think about having a granddaughter in “a lesbian-themed werewolf romance .”

 Juno Temple at the Toronto International Film Festival, 2009. Juno plays Diane in ‘Jack and Diane’.

Juno Temple at the Toronto International Film Festival, 2009. Juno plays Diane in ‘Jack and Diane’.

Whatever, I suppose I also have to admit that the “LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter)” article has caught my attention — and even made me a bit eager to actually see ‘Jack and Diane’ when it is released next year. The thing must have some kind of strange energy. I note from another source that Riley Keough’s co-star Juno Temple “replaced Alison Pill (who first replaced Ellen Page) in the lead role for ‘Jack & Diane.’”

And here is a plot summary: “Jack and Diane, two teenage girls, meet in New York City and spend the night kissing ferociously. Diane’s charming innocence quickly begins to open Jack’s tough skinned heart. But, when Jack discovers that Diane is leaving the country in a week she tries to push her away. Diane must struggle to keep their love alive while hiding the secret that her newly awakened sexual desire is giving her werewolf-like visions.”

I can hardly wait …

No one pretending “coalition” is strange thing in August 21 Australian election

Posted: August 11th, 2010 | No Comments »
Jane Taber on Parliament Hill in Ottawa.

Jane Taber on Parliament Hill in Ottawa.

“We know,” PM Harper told his Conservative summer caucus last week: “there are some in the opposition coalition again threatening an election, but colleagues, that is not what Canadians want.” And just today the sweetheart of Sparks Street Jane Taber is reporting that “Michael Ignatieff is under attack from Stephen Harper’s Conservatives, who are accusing the Liberal leader of once again ‘scheming to impose an unwanted coalition.’”

Meanwhile, this past Monday night, Michael Ignatief himself told a Tory heckler in the Ottawa exurbs that “he has no plans to form a coalition because he already leads a coalition party … ‘We are the coalition, the Liberal Party of Canada is the coalition,’ he said. ‘I’m not running to make coalition with anybody else, I am running to win a Liberal government.’”

 Sparks Street mall in Ottawa. Does Jane Taber ever hang out there? Who knows? As they say in the Byward market, maybe, maybe not.

Sparks Street mall in Ottawa. Does Jane Taber ever hang out there? Who knows? As they say in the Byward market, maybe, maybe not.

Yet as Ms. Taber’s latest notebook jottings also suggest, “running to win a Liberal government” still looks like a quixotic quest. Moreover, “coalition” is not such a strange term of abuse and unhappiness in Canada’s fellow former self-governing dominion of the now fallen British empire down under. This past Monday Australian Liberal Party leader Tony Abbott was announcing that: “The Coalition is considering taxing all but a fraction of Australians at one simple flat rate, exempting from tax the first $25,000 each Australian earns.”

For any Canadians who may have forgotten, the mainstream of the Australian Liberal Party is quite conservative — and has been an inspiration for Stephen Harper’s new Conservative Party of Canada. And, as explained by no less a source than Wikipedia: “The Coalition in Australian politics refers to a group of centre-right parties that has existed in the form of a coalition agreement since 1922. The Coalition partners are the Liberal Party of Australia (or its predecessors before 1945) and the National Party of Australia (known as the Australian Country Party from 1921-1975 and the National Country Party of Australia from 1975-1982.”

Australian Liberal Party leader Tony Abbott on the campaign trail. Canadians might find the first part of the slogan here vaguely familiar?

Australian Liberal Party leader Tony Abbott on the campaign trail. Canadians might find the first part of the slogan here vaguely familiar?

There may still be more than a few Canadians as well who have forgotten that there is an Australian federal election this coming Saturday, August 21, 2010.

(August is a strange month for an election in Canada. Apart from the first federal election in 1867, which trundled on for almost six-and-a-half weeks, from Wednesday, August 7 to Friday, September 20, there has been only one Canadian federal election in August — on Monday, August 10, 1953. But, weather-wise, August in Australia is more or less the opposite of what it is in Canada, since the seasons down under are, so to speak, backwards from up here.)

 “Julia Gillard and Tony Abbott share a moment before hostilities begin / Picture: Ray Strange.”

“Julia Gillard and Tony Abbott share a moment before hostilities begin / Picture: Ray Strange.”

This year’s August 21 federal election in Australia also seems to have its fair share of exotic  undertones.  To start with, the governing Australian Labour Party (ALP) just recently switched leaders, when it seemed that Mandarin-speaking Kevin Rudd had become too unpopular to win another election. In the process Australia acquired its first female prime minister in Ms. Julia Gillard, who has been described as “a Fabian socialist and member of Emily’s list, a very feminist, pro-abortion group in the Labor Party.”

Ms. Gillard’s accession to the office of Australian prime minister is in its own right interesting food for thought for those Canadian politicians who argue that, under our shared kind of British-born “Westminister parliamentary democracy,” you have to have an election to change prime ministers. Yet, sensitive to complaints that the people of Australia had not really chosen her, Prime Minister Gillard did call the August 21 election, bolstered by the thought that her party was doing not too badly in the opinion polls.

Julia Gillard and the man she finally replaced as prime minister, Kevin Rudd, confer in Australian House of Representatives in an earlier era.

Julia Gillard and the man she finally replaced as prime minister, Kevin Rudd, confer in Australian House of Representatives in an earlier era.

Then the opinion polls suddenly changed, in favour of Tony Abbott and his Liberal-National Coalition. Now the mood in the Land of Oz suddenly seems to have changed again. (See “What a difference 48 hours has made … Has Tony peaked? Suddenly, Prime Minister Julia Gillard’s stocks appear much better.”)

Australia may be even less influential internationally than Canada. But serious political junkies in all parts of the anglosphere will be paying some attention to the results of the thunder down under on August 21. A victory for Mr. Abbott and his Coalition will encourage the conservative right in the US mid-term elections this coming November — and perhaps the Harper Conservatives at some point this fall in Canada too?  If Ms. Gillard and the ALP manage to hang on, both President Obama’s party and the so-called terrible left-wing “opposition coalition” up here in the true north will be at least somewhat happier.

Julia Gillard in her kitchen at home, where she is “the first to admit she's not a culinary whiz.” Photo: Ken Irwin.

Julia Gillard in her kitchen at home, where she is “the first to admit she's not a culinary whiz.” Photo: Ken Irwin.

One good place to follow things from now until a week this coming Saturday is the “Decision 2010” page on the web site of The Age from Melbourne. For more irreverent reportage and commentary, check out the free sections of crikey.

(And on the question of whether we the people of Canada will be having our own opportunity to cast judgment on our current federal political leadership soon enough, according to the Toronto Sun Liberal leader Michael Ignatieff, this past Monday, “said it depends entirely on Prime Minister Stephen Harper whether Canadians head to the polls this fall … ‘It depends on him. It depends on his government. If he acts with wisdom, we can make Parliament work. But if not, I have my duty as leader of the Opposition,’ Ignatieff told reporters.” And, some will say, appointing John Baird as new Conservative house leader does not seem like an act of very great wisdom in this regard?)

The precedent for Premier Dad .. or Ontario does exist, believe it or not

Posted: August 9th, 2010 | No Comments »
Premier Dalton McGuinty visits with kindergarten children at Victor Lauriston Public School in Chatham, January 12, 2009. Aaron Hall Photo.

Premier Dalton McGuinty visits with kindergarten children at Victor Lauriston Public School in Chatham, January 12, 2009. Aaron Hall Photo.

Guess who has just commandeered our new “Ontario tonight” feature (see bar at top of page), and turned what is supposed to be a home for “brief intermittent reports on comings and goings in Canada’s most populous province” into accommodation for yet another extended tirade on Ontario’s “founding Liberal Premier of the later 19th century, Oliver Mowat,” and what may or may not prove his great-spirit echoes in the present career of Liberal Premier Dalton McGuinty?

Whatever your guess, if you haven’t yet checked out “Ontario tonight” you may want to quickly look into “Monday 9 August 2010 — Premier Dad today as direct descendant of Christian Statesman and Elder Brother Mowat, 1872–1896.” The point of departure for the extended ramblings in this case is Robert Benzie’s piece in today’s Toronto Star on Dalton McGuinty —  “The upside and downside of being Premier Dad.”  (And we promise: the next entry in “Ontario tonight,” whenever the spirit moves it, will be much shorter.)